May 2011
"I'm so fat, I need to lose weight."
Expectations:
Reality:
if a camera lens is a circle, why are the pictures...
fuckyeahitsstef:
Reblogging for the GIFs! HAHAHA :)
Apparently, Twilight is ‘so popular’ because...
bieberisflawless:
theprinceofslytherin:
d-r-a-c-o:
Oh yeah, remember that time when I was a vampire.
Oh yeah and that time I hooked up with a 109 year old virgin.
OH! OH! AND THAT TIME WHERE I GOT PREGNANT AND MY BABY ATE IT’S WAY OUT OF ME AND MY HUSBAND BIT ME TO MAKE ME IMMORTAL. Oh yeah, those were good times.
oh and the time i was a werewolf . wow it was just amazing .
oh and...
Celeb's Photos On Their Yearbooks
themonsterdaughter:
Ryan Seacrest
Eminem
Lady Gaga
Avril Lavigne
Mariah Carey
Leighton Meester
Zac Efron
Vanessa Hudgens
Taylor Swift
Chris Colfer
Dianna Agron
Lea Michele
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Bruno Mars
Justin Bieber
Katy Perry
When you're showing your friend a song you like:
There are two types of greetings.
courtnayjah:
Friends:
Best friends:
Reblog if you're Asian.
Chuck Bass seeing the love of his life...
itsgoingtobeabumpynight:
That is a man in love.
When people like their own status/picture,
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs(Apple founder) just...
yheartj:
imrainbowatnight:
that’s what rich peoples’ humor sounds like ;)
(via greenlantan)
The reason why I look so bad in my school...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
feedingmethathottrack:
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
Submitted by i-smashed
That moment when you're home alone
justinbieberismyinspiration:
And you do whatever you please
Then you hear some noise..
¡HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE HERE!
Then you run to your room like:
- Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?”
Nothing mom, studying.
“Are you sure?..”
Mom please, who do you think I am?
“Oh, my child is so smart!”
And when she leaves:
“If only she knew!”
ooh-voldy-voldy:
Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
damn that’s so me!!
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
-
CHILDHOOD.
YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
when you switch answers in an exam but your...
Those days where you just hate everything
You go to school like this :
When someone says something rude to you:
& then when everyone asks what’s wrong your just like :
When you and your friends look at old pictures
fuckyeahlaughters:
shesnotahsaint:
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Reblog if you are Muslim Tumblogger because I want...
Reblog if all your perfect men are either taken,...
dingyfeathers:
looking in the mirror:
hollygolightly-:
fuckyourshhh:cokebarbie:
“I need to lose weight”
2 minutes later:
well this just happened.
this happens several times a day
Trying to explain technology to your parents.
ohfronk:
imathome:
Them:
You:
Why did you buy something you can’t understand?
^^^^
THIS
When I hear someone say "Food".
Me when my battery is low:
-whitechapel:
Low battery warning:
Critical battery: WHERE IS THE CHARGER?
That moment when you see a gorgeous guy that...
heysabryna:
Carrot. I miss youuuu! :(
When I'm about to ask my parents something
youjustwaitandsee:
and I go up to them like
And they’re like “WHAT?”
and im like “nevermind”
when you hear your parents coming when you're not...
elysasakurai:
